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March 15, 2010

Master of Disguise, The

Filed under: Uncategorized — benjaminmartinez1982 @ 6:28 am  Tagged , , , , , , , ,

Master of Disguise, The
Master of Disguise, The (2002)

IMDB rating: 2.90

Plot: A sweet-natured Italian waiter named Pistachio Disguisey at his father Fabbrizio’s restaurant, who happens to be a member of a family with supernatural skills of disguise. But moments later the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped Fabbrizio’s former arch-enemy, Devlin Bowman, a criminal mastermind in an attempt to steal the world’s most precious treasures from around the world. And it’s up to Pistachio to track down Bowman and save his family before Bowman kills them!

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Directors: Perry Andelin Blake

Actors: Carvey Dana,Esposito Jennifer,Gould Harold,Brolin James,Spiner Brent,McClurg Edie,Comedy,Family,

How would you know it was god talking to you? How would you know that you were in heaven? How can you trust…?
the bible? After all satan is believed to be here on earth, right? satan is the deciever, right?

So if satan is the deciever and can trick people into doing whatever he wants then what is to stop satan from convincing a author of the bible from writing lies?

So if satan does have the power to edit the bible from convincing the authors then could satan have one of the authors write that a lie that a evil deed and that if you do it that you will go to heaven, but actually it is really a bad deed and satan is just tricking you. How can you trust the bible if satan can trick the authors into adding his own trickery?

***Also once you die how can you tell you went to heaven? If satan is the master of trickery then can’t he disguise hell as heaven and once you go to hell you think you are in heaven? If satan can get out of hell can’t he get all the other people out of hell and thus take over the world with the help of the demons of hell? What is also to stop satan from disguising himself as god and give you orders to do evil things? I mean god really doesn’t have a face does he?

Can’t satan just take advantage of the fact that god has no face and use the opprotunity to say he is the god? How do they determine who god is and who has the power?


So first! When Satan want you to go to hell he would spread the image of hell as it is "Club Med" so everyone would want to go there!
Second how do you know you are in heaven? You see all the people in white nightgown bare feet singing from morning till late night "Hallelujah" obviously with a very sad face since they realize they still can with the boring old missus or hubby have only sex and they didn’t enjoy that anymore before heaven.
In the other hand when you arrive in hell you will know because beautiful men and women trying to seduce you to have a sinful orgy with them and It will be so hot that nobody wear any clothes!
Yah! and the beer want be cold either.. That’s really bad!

sk.Pinokio | Nov 16, 2009


Are you saying satan is greater than God?
He’s not. and never will be.
So all of this that you’re saying is just pretty ridiculous..
smiley face :) | Nov 16, 2009


Holy Mental Meltdown, Batman!
You are thinking WAY too hard about this. Yes, Satan is the Father of Lies, but you have to decide whether you are going to trust the Bible or not, because that is the foundation of Faith. The Bible says that it is the preserved word of God (ALL of it). That is where you start.

If you believe the Bible, then the Bible says that even if an angel from Heaven tells you something different from what is in the Bible, you will know that they are lying (and thus a false angel).

Why would Satan disguise Hell as Heaven. The purpose of Hell is torment. Satan is not currently IN Hell, and he is not the lord of Hell. Hell was created FOR the devil and his angels. They will one day all be cast into Hell. He won’t be able to leave.

I think you need to do a little more Bible study and a little less pulp-fiction study.
CalicoSky | Nov 16, 2009


I believe that Satan has tricked everyone. He’s tricked Christians into worshipping a man instead of God Himself and to even blasphemise and say that God has a son. He’s tricked them into believing that someone else was sacrificed for their sins instead of being responsible for their own sins. He’s tricked Muslims into bowing down and prostrating and turning their backs to God when they pray, and even raising Muhammad into a position similar to where Jesus is in Christianity. He has religion so jumbled up that many don’t even believe in Allah because they can see all the bullshit and lies in religion. Not to mention that no one on Earth knows about the True Messiah who is here in this world today to restore God’s word. All the prophets spoke specifically about him, yet the devil wanted to make sure that no one would even look for his coming. Thats why every religious book says that when someone esle comes with something different than this don’t believe. They are stuck with what the devil has left them and man made doctrines and laws and when this man comes to them with the Truth directly from God they won’t believe in him.

However, Satan is doomed to Hell. He was a jinn who swelled with pride when the Lord said for him to serve humans and was banished from Eden and cursed to Hell. He did not go directly to Hell, the Lord gave him to an appointed day and would fill Hell with whoever followed him. Satan swore he would mislead us all and cause no one to believe in Allah, because misery loves company I guess.

You will be able to tell the difference between Paradise, which is a beautiful garden watered by running streams and filled with beautiful mansions and anything you heart desires as well as the Presence of the Lord, and Hell which is a burning fire and everlasting torment of which there is no escape. Satan will be punished there too.
Isa ibn Yahya | Nov 16, 2009

March 14, 2010

For a Few Dollars More

For a Few Dollars More
For a Few Dollars More (1965)

IMDB rating: 8.10

Plot: Two bounty hunters are after the same man, Indio. At first, they go their own ways, but eventually get together to try and find him. But are they after him for the same reason ?

Directors: Leone Sergio

Actors: Eastwood Clint,Van Cleef Lee,Volonte Gian Maria,Pistilli Luigi,Kinski Klaus,Egger Joseph,Papadopulos Panos,Stefanelli Benito,Camardiel Roberto,Sambrell Aldo,Rodriguez Luis,Blanco Tomas,Robledo Lorenzo,Mendizabal Sergio,Action,Western,Drama,Thriller,

How should I spend this extra cash?
I need to save up a few hundred to buy a plane ticket here in like 2 months, but I’ve ended up with 200 more dollars than I needed.

How should I spend this money?
Go ahead and suggest anything, even if it’s incredibly stupid.


Save it. In these times it can never hurt to have some emergency cash lying around.
Joseph | Feb 04, 2010


Buy food and give it to the hungry people
Sytheron | Feb 04, 2010


to me i luv buying souveniers so i say save the money to buy souveniers
Alice | Feb 04, 2010


How about saving it for your trip.
Really | Feb 04, 2010


-Buy a puppy
-Feed the hungry
-Buy an awesome camera and take pictures of your trip
-Save it for souvenirs
-Buy new clothes
Cookie | Feb 04, 2010


Actually what people have already said are pretty good answers (except for the puppy….that thing will cost you thousands over it’s lifetime!)

$200

Here’s what I’d suggest.

Save $75 for a rainy day
Give $25 to church
Give $25 to a charity
Spend $50 on yourself
Spend $25 on someone else (parents, spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend, grandparents, etc.)
this_is_me_426 | Feb 04, 2010

Titan A.E.

Titan A.E.
Titan A.E. (2000)

IMDB rating: 6.30

Plot: One thousand years from now, aliens destroy Earth in fear of the Titan project. Some humans escape, becoming a downtrodden Diaspora, living in impoverished settlements. The mysterious Titan spacecraft also escapes, and its inventor has hidden it before dying. A spacecraft captain and its pilot, Korso and Akima, two humans, seek out Cale, the youthful son of the dead scientist and explain that he must help them find the Titan, which holds a mechanism to unite and save humanity. Cale refuses, but the arrival of the killer aliens persuades him to join Korso. Can he avoid his pursuers, know friend from foe, find the Titan, and embrace his humanity, a nature he has despised until now?

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Directors: Bluth Don

Actors: Damon Matt,Pullman Bill,Leguizamo John,Lane Nathan,Perlman Ron,Linz Alex D.,Loc Tone,Breuer Jim,Scarabosio Christopher,Cummings Jim,Rocket Charles,Campbell Ken Hudson,Animation,Action,Sci-Fi,Adventure,

What was the NFL's Biggest Blooper this season?
A. An Oakland Raider accidently moons the crowd while making a tackle at Denver.

B. A Ballboy races with a Bears player down the sideline on a kickoff return for a TD.

C. The Rams’ whole season

D. Matt Hassellback hilariously throws it right to the other team’s player on a few occasions.

E. Pats fans Boo Brady

F. Saints lose to the Bucs

G. The Titans hilariously lose to the sucky New England Patriots, 59-0 (they trailer 45-0 at HALFTIME)

H. Other


That pigeon assisting the Oakland Raiders special teams.

uthamanj | Jan 13, 2010


H. The Lions lose to the Rams.
Muck Finnesota | Jan 13, 2010


H- Allowing Rex Ryan to speak publicly.
Bill | Jan 13, 2010


Chris Henry falling out of a truck.
MarkA | Jan 13, 2010


h. filming and braodcasting the f-bomb when the new bronco coach was yelliing at his team…
ez80227 | Jan 13, 2010


H. Redskins lose to Saints
The Hulk | Jan 13, 2010


H.
Losing to the Raiders, Chiefs, and Browns in one season.
steelersXLIV | Jan 13, 2010


H. Jake Delhomme
M.V.P Has Eyes | Jan 13, 2010


The mooning thing was pretty funny. I also like the montage ESPN put together of Raiders players crashing head-on into each other when trying to make a tackle, completely missing the guy with the ball. And then there’s plays like Derrick "Clank-Fu" Mason trying to catch a touchdown pass alone in the back of the end zone, just to have it hit him in the face mask and bounce harmlessly away.
Paul in San Diego | Jan 13, 2010


I can’t choose, they are all hilarious! LOL!!!
CJ | Jan 13, 2010


H. Broncos WR Brandon Stokley catch in week 1 to beat the Bengals, how a deflected pass fell right to his hands and he was so far away from the other defenders that nobody touched him.
M. Diego | Jan 13, 2010


H. The Kansas City Chiefs special teams and defense in week 15. How do you let one guy return 2 kickoffs for over 100 yards and let a 3rd string running back rush for over 280 yards in your house?
These are video game stats.
Corrado's Nephew | Jan 13, 2010


A or C. They both are funny.
NataS | Jan 13, 2010


H. Every time ed reed gets the ball and laterals it
Steelers Suck | Jan 13, 2010


A
GO NC STATE | Jan 13, 2010


H: Tony Romo getting Jessica Simpson’s dog killed with a coyote & as a result some people are saying that he’s been lucky ever since.
Scooter_the_squirrel_agent | Jan 13, 2010


H - Mark Sanchez eating a hotdog on the sidelines (sorry Norry, had to be said, haha)
I Bleed Orange & Teal | Jan 13, 2010


Sadly Scooter I’m not really a fan, but I think they shoulda sent Tony Romo to coach Soccer in Patagonia.
Kelsey Hearts Dallas | Jan 13, 2010


KC Beating Steelers in OT~ Along with the above you’ve mentioned….

Enjoy the various ‘bloopers’:
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ENJOY THE PLAYOFFS~
RIDIN THE STORM OUT~ | Jan 13, 2010

Dead Man

Dead Man
Dead Man (1995)

IMDB rating: 7.60

Plot: Dead Man is the story of a young man’s journey, both physically and spiritually, into very unfamiliar terrain. William Blake travels to the extreme western frontiers of America sometime in the 2nd half of the 19th century. Lost and badly wounded, he encounters a very odd, outcast Native American, named “Nobody,” who believes Blake is actually the dead English poet of the same name. The story, with Nobody’s help, leads William Blake through situations that are in turn comical and violent. Contrary to his nature, circumstances transform Blake into a hunted outlaw, a killer, and a man whose physical existence is slowly slipping away. Thrown into a world that is cruel and chaotic, his eyes are opened to the fragility that defines the realm of the living. It is as though he passes through the surface of a mirror, and emerges into a previously-unknown world that exists on the other side.

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Directors: Jarmusch Jim

Actors: Depp Johnny,Thornton Billy Bob,Farmer Gary,Wincott Michael,Henriksen Lance,Pop Iggy,Glover Crispin,Haynes Gibby,Boes Richard,Duckworth George,Hurt John,North John,Mitchum Robert,Schrum Peter,Byrne Gabriel,Byrd Eugene,Drama,Western,

Comedy Film Survey (15 Questions)?
1) Wayne’s World or Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
2) Fast Times At Ridgemont High or Animal House
3) Revenge of the Nerds or Porky’s
4) Mrs. Doubtfire or Tootsie
5) Superbad, The Hangover, or Pineapple Express
6) Spaceballs or Galaxy Quest
7) Blazing Saddles or Young Frankenstein
8) Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery or Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
9) Billy Madison or Tommy Boy
10) The Blues Brothers or Ghostbusters
11) Scary Movie or Shaun of the Dead
12) Meatballs or Ernest Goes to Camp
13) Stripes or Good Morning Vietnam
14) Beverly Hills Cop or Police Academy
15) Did you enjoy this survey? Why or why not?


1.bill and teds excellent adventure
2.animal house
3.revenge
4.the hangover
5.austin powers
6.spaceballs
7.young frankenstein
8.tommy boy
9.ghostbusters
10.scary movie
11.meatballs
12.stripes
13.beverly hills cops
14.no
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Sleuth

Filed under: Uncategorized — benjaminmartinez1982 @ 7:46 am  Tagged , , , , , ,

Sleuth
Sleuth (1972)

IMDB rating: 8.20

Plot: Milo Tindle and Andrew Wyke have something in common, Andrew’s wife. In an attempt to find a way out of this without costing Andrew a fortune in alimony, he suggests Milo pretend to rob his house and let him claim the insurance on the stolen jewelry. The problem is that they don’t really like each other and each cannot avoid the zinger on the other. The plot has many shifts in which the advantage shifts between Milo and Andrew.

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Directors: Branagh Kenneth

Actors: Caine Michael,Law Jude,Pinter Harold,Cawthorne Alec,Mystery,Thriller,

At what altitude does a sleuth bomber jet fly?
I need to know at what altitude does a sleuth bomber jet fly. I need this info for school.


I believe you mean stealth bomber. That depends on which jet you are referring to, the F117 or the B1. The B1 has a higher flight level and longer range. You need to find out exactly which one you need the information for, There is also the SR71 Blackbird that holds the record for height and speed.
Hope this helps. Christopher

Christopher | Jan 24, 2010


military secret????? google might help
friedach | Jan 24, 2010


Don’t you mean a ’stealth’ bomber, they fly at the highest altitudes possible to avoid detection. 50,000 feet or more.
Robin | Jan 24, 2010


You are in school and you don;t know what wikipedia is or how to use it?

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-2_Spirit

And sleuth is a detective.
Pilsner Man | Jan 24, 2010


200 feet AGL
greg f | Jan 24, 2010


You and the entire Iranian army, Taliban, and Al Qaeda, would all like to know. I don’t think you’ll find out for years to come. National security - ok ?

the ’stealth bomber’ though, is the B2, Spirit.
the Night Hawk is an F117 (fighter designation, but carries bombs also)

Remember, they are jets, so expect higher altitudes, normally, due to fuel burns.
They obviously can fly at any altitude, but that would vary with mission.
mjk | Jan 24, 2010

Fantastic Four

Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four (2005)

IMDB rating: 5.90

Plot: When an experimental space voyage goes awry, four people are changed by cosmic rays. Reed Richards, inventor and leader of the group gains the ability to stretch his body, and takes the name, Mr. Fantastic. His girlfriend, Sue Storm, gains the ability to turn invisible and create force fields, calling herself the Invisible Woman. Her younger brother Johnny Storm gains the ability to control fire, including covering his own body with flame, becoming the Human Torch. Pilot Ben Grimm is turned into a super-strong rock creature calling himself Thing. Together, they use their unique powers to explore the strange aspects of the world, and to foil the evil plans of Doctor Doom.

Directors: Story Tim

Actors: Evans Chris,Gruffudd Ioan,Chiklis Michael,McMahon Julian,Linklater Hamish,Parker David,McNulty Kevin,Kopsa Michael,Airlie Andrew,Gray G. Michael,Action,Sci-Fi,Adventure,Fantasy,

Spider-man vs Fantastic four in track and field?
Around the early 80’s, I vaguely remember an issue of a comic book where Spiderman competed against the Fantastic Four in track and field. Seems like one of the events was Spiderman vs Reed Richards in the hurdles. Does anyone remember what comic book that was? I don’t think it was the ‘What If.." series. Any ideas? This is driving me crazy. Thanks.

March 13, 2010

Dead Like Me

Dead Like Me
Dead Like Me (2009)

IMDB rating: 8.90

Plot: After the departure of Rube Sofer, a new head reaper named Cameron Kane takes over. He’s a slick businessman who couldn’t care less about helping the newly dead. Chaos ensues and brings out the worst in Daisy and Mason who begin drinking anew. George and Reggie re-connect for the first time when George reaps a new friend of Reggie’s.

Directors: Herek Stephen

Actors: Benskin Tyrone,Blue Callum,Cusick Henry Ian,Hudyma Jordan,Napier Neil,Rath Jesse,Verdoni Bruno,Wright Nicolas,Young Ferelith,Comedy,Fantasy,

Car says I'm moving when I'm not?
My girlfriend just got a 98 Plymouth Neon and the previous owners had it sitting up for around a year with a dead battery. It was given to us as no charge so I couldn’t turn it down. After replacing the battery, car started right up. I noticed, however, sometimes when I start it and run it, the speedometer shows it to be going between 15 and 20 mph and the odometer changes as if it were moving, but it is in park sitting in the driveway. After it begins to warm up a litte it stops and the speedometer drops back to 0. Previous owner doesn’t know anything about it. Anybody know what could cause this to happen?
The engine also has a little trouble turning over when I first start it to run it. I cant drive it yet because we did not want to insure a car that may or may not be worth keeping, so I go out every other day and run it a little.


im just taking a shot here but probaly when it was sitting a mouse might of chewed up the speedo cable or something or a sensor causing that problem but again im just taking a guess.
musclecarfanantic | Feb 05, 2010


The gauges in that model look analog, but they’re really digital. The speedometer and tach run off the front and rear speed sensors. When the sensors get weak an intermittent signal can get misinterpreted as pulses and make the gauges read wrong. The sensors, on the front and rear of the transmission don’t cost much and aren’t hard to replace.
Nomadd | Feb 05, 2010

Shadowboxer

Shadowboxer
Shadowboxer (2005)

IMDB rating: 5.70

Plot: When Rose, a female assassin, is diagnosed with terminal cancer; she decides to carry out one final killing, assisted by lover and also stepson, Mickey.

Directors: Daniels Lee

Actors: Gooding Jr. Cuba,Gordon-Levitt Joseph,Dorff Stephen,Higgins Matt,Pasch Tom,Speise Ryan Eric,Speise Ryan Eric,Clancy Cullen Flynn,Williams Darnell,Crime,Drama,Thriller,

What's the name of the first time director of SHADOWBOXER?
I saw it for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Cuba Gooding Jr. was awesome, (along with the rest of the cast.,) & really showed off his acting chops. if you’re into gritty independent films I highly recommend you see it.


Lee Daniels, i’ll be sure to check it out some time as well.

vallemonty | Sep 19, 2007


Baau Hok-lai
barneysmommy | Sep 19, 2007


The Director Was Lee Daniels:

Producer:

1. Tennessee (2007) (post-production) (producer)
2. Shadowboxer (2005) (producer)
3. The Woodsman (2004) (producer)
4. Monster’s Ball (2001) (producer)
… aka Bal du monstre, Le (Canada: French title)

Actor:

1. Shadowboxer (2005) …. Man in Steam Room
2. Agnes und seine Bruder (2004) …. Henry Preminger
… aka Agnes and His Brothers (International: English title) (USA)
3. A Little Off Mark (1986) …. Steve, Mark’s best friend

Director:

1. Shadowboxer (2005)
azza t | Sep 19, 2007


Lee Daniels
hydrogen_helium | Sep 19, 2007

Blind Fury

Blind Fury
Blind Fury (1989)

IMDB rating: 5.80

Plot: Nick Parker was a Vietnam vet who got blinded during the war. He would be found by one of the local tribes. They would teach how to handle a sword. He would eventually become quite good with it. He would then return to the States and would visit an old Army buddy. When he gets there, he discovers that he and his wife are divorced. What they don’t know is that he (his friend) was playing in a crooked casino in Vegas, and accumulated a large debt. The owner’s willing to forget his debt, if he does something for him. His friend is a chemist and they want him to make some designer drugs, and in order to make sure he does it they try and kidnap his son. But lucky Nick is there, Nick saves his son but not his wife. He and the boy begin a road trip for Vegas to save his father, with the owner’s people in pursuit.

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Directors: Noyce Phillip

Actors: Hauer Rutger,O’Quinn Terry,Call Brandon,Willingham Noble,Cassavetes Nick,Overton Rick,Cobb Randall ‘Tex’,Cooper Charles,Kosugi Sho,Vasquez Paul James,Watson Woody,Morris Alex,Action,

i have to summerize myself as a witer . is this okay?
ignore my punctuation i ll fix that later

When I speak sometimes the appeal of the colloquy on my behalf becomes distorted , when I read sentence

Cable Guy, The

Cable Guy, The
Cable Guy, The (1996)

IMDB rating: 5.60

Plot: Steven Kovak has been kicked out of his apartment by his girlfriend. Steven has a new apartment, and decides to slip the cable guy (Chip) $50 for free cable. Steven then fakes an interest in Chip’s line of work. However Chip takes this to heart trying to become Steven’s best bud. When Steven no longer wants to be Chips friend the man who can do it all goes on an all out assault to ruin Steven’s life. In the backdrop is the delicate sub-plot of the trial of a former kid star for murdering his brother.

Directors: Stiller Ben

Actors: Carrey Jim,Broderick Matthew,Black Jack,Segal George,Stiller Ben,Roberts Eric,Dick Andy,O’Reilly Harry,Cross David,Wilson Owen,Gibbs Keith,Comedy,Drama,Thriller,

Acer Aspire 8930 issue regarding shutting and restarting options.?
Hey. I have an Acer Aspire 8930. I have it for 2 years. The problem is that when I shut down my computer it shut downs properly. When I press the button to open it the monitor remains blank and the processor icon on the top-left doesn’t show any activity. If I plug off the cable and then press the button it works. Also if I put it on sleep mode it just turns off and do the same thing when I leave the cable plugged in. And if I restart my computer first it shut downs and then opens by itself without the processor icon working. Can you help me guys?
It is not from such staff. I have Kaspersky on it.
Sorry: *stuff


Your computer could be one of the millions of internet robot computers hackers are using to sent out spam with, Most windows users, use their computers and don’t understand or want to understand how they work. They have no idea how a hacker can take control of their computers through Malware. or Trojans viruses, Most computer users will shut their computers down and leave it plugged in with the power still on, along with the modem switch on, which is dangerous on two counts, safety (fire) while the power is on there is power going to the computers motherboard and security, Hackers can boot up computers when the modem and computer still have power on, they do their dirty work then close down the system and the user is none the wiser

Always make sure the system is closed down and the computer and modem power is switched off and always keep up with the daily internet security news,
Carling | Feb 04, 2010

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