Posts Tagged ‘Comedy’

She’s All That

Monday, March 15th, 2010

She's All That
She’s All That (1999)

IMDB rating: 5.40

Plot: A modern-day version of George Bernard Shaw’s Pygmalion, where Zack Siler (Freddie Prinze, Jr.), is a Los Angeles high school hunk who’s been dumped by his popular, but mean-spirited, girlfriend Taylor Vaughn (Jodi Lynn O’Keefe) for a famous volleyball player (Matthew Lillard). Frustrated, Zack accepts a bet from his friends that he can turn Laney Boggs (Rachel Leigh Cook), a geeky girl into the school’s prom queen. Naturally he falls in love with her which leads to other complications from each other’s friends and enemies alike.

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Directors: Iscove Robert

Actors: Prinze Jr. Freddie,Lillard Matthew,Walker Paul,Pollak Kevin,Culkin Kieran,Henson Elden,Raymond Usher,Hill Dule,Comedy,Romance,

What can i do?? Long question!?
I’m 18 years old and i live with my parents because i am attending uni and it would be hard to pay for university and living expenses at the same time. Well, for as long as i can remember my mum has always been like this. She doesnt have a job while my dad struggles to bring in enough money just to feed us, all she does all day is play on facebook and watch t.v, she doesn’t do the house work then complains and calls everyone lazy when the house is messy (i have one younger brother who is in highschool) not to mention she sooks and carries on when there isn’t enough money to go away or do special things. I have no idea how i’m going to get through university when i barely made it through year 12, last year in November when i was studying for my maths exam that was the following week she had an outburst and had a fight with my father, i walked in to see her holding a piece of a broken plate up to his face and threatening him so i called the police. This wasnt even involving me but she somehow managed to blame everything on me and told the police how much of a bitch i was and she even called her mother over who ALWAYS sticks up for her and she also was talking to the police about me, i did nothing wrong in the first place to deserve that. She had been put on antidepressants to calm her down but she stopped taking them which has caused her to scream ALL the time, thats all she ever does, she sits there and screams while criticizing everyone else. She orders my dad around like she is his master. When she is to blame for things she finds some loop hole and blames someone else in the family. I have no idea what i can do anymore, it’s been happening for over 10 years and it’s become just way to much for me to handle at the moment. I am scared that my brother is going to get her bad habits in life and he is starting to be more and more like her everyday. We got suggested to go to family counselling, but as soon as we got there she sat there and said nothing the whole time, so we never went back there again, mind you it was her idea in the first place to go. I don’t think the police can do anything about it unless she threatens to kill herself but this has become too much, neighbours have complained at her screaming a lot and not only does it give everyone a headache, it makes us look like a cheap family.

Is there anything i can do about it?
And i have a part time job how do you think i’m paying for university and my brother is too young to get a job. Legal age here is 15 and he is only 14


1.) Make your mother get a job

2.) You and your brother can get a part time job
Kevin | Feb 08, 2010


Your mother seems spoiled. She needs to look around her and see that her husband is doing everything he can to make a living for your family. Your mother should know about how hard the rest of her family is working. You could persuade her to get a job, but that seems really difficult. There is a hint of divorce. I don’t know for sure.

Just so you know there are mothers out there like this:

"My mom was a high school teacher.

One of her students had kidney failure his senior year. Without hesitation, my mom volunteered to give him her kidney and shortly after, the transplant occurred.

That was almost 9 years ago. Today he is married and has a baby girl on the way.

My mother’s sacrifice GMH"
Lepidus | Feb 08, 2010


Honey, I don’t even know where to start. I’m sorry you have to deal with all that. Do you have a job? That will definitely keep you out of the house for a while. If this has been going on for the past 10 years, there’s probably not much you can do for your mom. DO talk to your brother, and let him know and yourself that IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT, that your mom acts that way. She may not want to be responsible for her actions, and blames them on others. It may not even be her fault, for all you know, she may have a physical, or psychological problem. I will say she needs to be evaluated, or REEVALUATED (I noticed antidepressants). Your dad, your mom, your brother, and you, need to sit down and talk (no screaming allowed, let her know) about the whole situation and how its affecting all of you. Maybe you can talk to someone at the university (a psychology professor or social worker) about the situation and see what they suggest; they may have better options for your situation.

I hope this helps some, and hope everything works out for you all!

REMEMBER- IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT!!
Dianna V | Feb 08, 2010

Road Trip: Beer Pong

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Road Trip: Beer Pong
Road Trip: Beer Pong (2009)

IMDB rating: 0.00

Plot: Three college roommates are on the ride oftheir lives when they drop everything to join a bus full of sexy, scantily clad models to compete in the ultimate sport competition: the National Beer Pong Tournament. Along the way, they

Lady and the Tramp

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Lady and the Tramp
Lady and the Tramp (1955)

IMDB rating: 7.40

Plot: Lady, a golden cocker spaniel, meets up with a mongrel dog who calls himself the Tramp. He is obviously from the wrong side of town, but happenings at Lady’s home make her decide to travel with him for a while. This turns out to be a bad move, as no dog is above the law.

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Directors: Geronimi Clyde

Actors: Roberts Larry,Thompson Bill,Baucom Bill,Freberg Stan,Reed Alan,Givot George,McKennon Dal,Millar Lee,Lee Bill,Ravenscroft Thurl,Smith Max,Stevens Bob,Drama,Family,Animation,Comedy,Musical,Romance,

Why expect such a being?
In the past I had a lot of female friends that expected a ‘nice’ guy. Same could be said for males, I’m sure to some extent (I wouldn’t know, and I wouldn’t care). Point is, they expected a male to treat them like a princess despite the fact that they were a tramp, one that was successful despite the fact that they were the opposite extreme, one that had angelic-like qualities despite the fact they had none, one that would remain faithful for life despite the fact that these former friends couldn’t even keep their legs closed beyond middle school, and one that was attractive and very fit while they were at best a meagre 0-9.

This leads me to think that based on the vast amount of such women I have been in contact with, mind you, of all kinds from either church or a public state university, that roughly 99-99.9% of American women have some kind of princess syndrome. There is absolutely no difference between many of them and that bar ‘quality’ is the standard for them, or so it appears. Treat them like a queen, remain faithful to them, buy them things, support their luxurious lifestyle while they remain on the couch watching television and talking to their ex-boyfriends on the phone. They have no idea how to take care of or raise children, cook, clean or even do so much as their own laundry. They have no morals, no conscience, no values or personal beliefs of any kind, especially in God. By the time they’re 30,40 they’ll look like a used up rag at best because of all the birth control/alcohol they’ve consumed and dozen or more sexual partners they’ve had.

So why do you ladies expect to find anything else? Maybe I’m wrong to some extent here, but about the vast majority of you I am right (e.g daddy issues, financial issues, self-esteem and mental health issues, ‘try-it-before-you-buy-it’ kind of attitude as if men were an object, etc..)
Abby’s mom, nice answer but I don’t visit Walmart and am certainly not ’shopping’ for women. I am stating that this is the average across the country for women, and not too many of you are disagreeing.

2nd poster, I have no issues with self-esteem and don’t live in a basement. And I get plenty of attention from pretty and not-so-pretty ladies alike, thank you. I could work on the judgmentality though, but as aforementioned, this is what the average woman seems to look like in 2010. Now if I offended you, or made fun of you for your secondhand/loose vag., I’m sorry.


Your attitude is extremely narrow on the focus group of woman that you’ve claims to have alot of experience with. It’s possible that the problem is YOU, as you look at only a specific type and refuses to see the really good ones. You know those kinds, they;re the ones that gets passed up for dates because of their lack of looks, or their babe-o-meter is in the basement, etc. I’ll tell you one thing, you will not find a good woman if that’s all you expect from them. By the way, hope you’re using condoms to protect yourself from STD.

| Jan 23, 2010


And 99-99.9% of men want us to be their mother, maid, and wh0re. So, I guess no one’s perfect!
But Inside I'm Screaming | Jan 23, 2010


LMAO Profile with smiling goat wins…perfect answer LOL
You are just shopping in the wrong place if your looking for a woman like this then stop shopping at Walmart.
ABBYsMom | Jan 23, 2010

Hunting Party, The

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

Hunting Party, The
Hunting Party, The (2007)

IMDB rating: 7.40

Plot: A young journalist (Eisenberg), a seasoned cameraman (Howard) and a discredited journalist (Gere) embark on an unauthorized mission to find the no. 1 war criminal in Bosnia; they find themselves in serious jeopardy when they are mistaken as a CIA hit squad and their target decides to come after them.

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Directors: Shepard Richard

Actors: Howard Terrence,Gere Richard,Brolin James,Saban Damir,Eisenberg Jesse,Anderson Scott,Doornbos Harald,Deprez Philippe,Rathfelder Erich,Marolt Zan,Kerekes Ljubomir,Adventure,Comedy,Drama,Thriller,

Member of the Swiss Political Party that Pushed for Minaret Ban Converts to Islam:)?
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House of Fury

Friday, March 12th, 2010

House of Fury
House of Fury (2005)

IMDB rating: 6.30

Plot: Teddy Yu is a former secret agent turned chiropractor who thought he left his past behind. He teaches martial arts to his two kids. However, his past catches up to him as a rogue agent demands to know the whereabouts of an agent known as Dragon. Now, father and children must team up to stop the rogue agent and his goons.

Directors: Fung Stephen

Actors: Wong Chau-Sang Anthony,Wong Michael,Wu Daniel,Wu Ma,Strickland Jake,Foo Jon,Ng Philip,Comedy,Action,

~Have you ever wondered to yourself what it actually means to be the best?
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When we are told that

For Your Consideration

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

For Your Consideration
For Your Consideration (2006)

IMDB rating: 6.20

Plot: Hollywood send-up. No-name actors are making a low-budget period drama called “Home for Purim,” when an anonymous post on the Internet suggests that one performance is Oscar-worthy. Then, two more cast members get Oscar-related press: buzz in “Variety” and appearances on TV prompt the studio executives to insist on changes in the script in anticipation of a blockbuster. Jump ahead a few months to the days before Oscar nominees are announced: just the possibility of a nomination has changed the actors’ lives. Agents, publicists, make-up artists, local celebrity reporters, and other bit players round out the backstage ensemble. Hooray for Hollywood!

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Directors: Guest Christopher

Actors: Rannazzisi Stephen,Begley Jr. Ed,Levy Eugene,Shearer Harry,Moynihan Christopher,Guest Christopher,Higgins John Michael,Piddock Jim,Black Jordan,Comedy,

10 pts! Which belt looks best with this shirt?
The shirt comes down a little past the bottom of my butt. I have no idea which way looks best. It’s a little baggy so take that into consideration.

Oh the first to pics might look the same but the belt can come closer together and further apart. In the last two the first pic the shirt is kind of looser around the top of the belt and the last pic it’s pulled straight down.

Here’s the pics:
 http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241 /teentragedy28/80552aea.jpg

 http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241 /teentragedy28/3db9a3ac.jpg

 http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241 /teentragedy28/700af6e1.jpg

 http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241 /teentragedy28/808ff701.jpg

 http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241 /teentragedy28/ce23151e.jpg

Thanks sooooooo much! :D


The second one is the best. It kind of gives off a sort of cute country vibe :) nancerss | Feb 04, 2010


the first leather belt.
it really emphasizes your hour glass shape.
LOVE the shirt!
Sophie F | Feb 04, 2010


totally the second one , it’l look so nice :D x
Cute Gal Kat x | Feb 04, 2010


the first two.

the last two look horrible.
Kim | Feb 04, 2010


Definitely the second picture. It looks great on you with the belt that way. Good luck!
Cassie | Feb 04, 2010


First or second one, they look about the same but you decide which from those two you like the most
:) | Feb 04, 2010


really I think it looks best without the belt. But f you had a wider belt I think it would look better. I hope I helped. ^_^
Liz | Feb 04, 2010


The first or second. It gives it a cute but girly country kind of vibe that looks good on everyone. It would also look good with no belt, but I like it with the belt better.

It’s a really cute shirt, by the way!
m0nkeyz | Feb 04, 2010


First pic looks best,
but how about putting the belt at exactly the smallest part of your waist?
BabyLoveBoon | Feb 04, 2010


The thicker one much better then the slim one. Or wear no belt. Cute Shirt!
Sassy | Feb 04, 2010

Elizabethtown

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Elizabethtown
Elizabethtown (2005)

IMDB rating: 6.40

Plot: After causing a loss of almost one billion dollars in his company, the shoe designer Drew Baylor (Orlando Bloom) decides to commit suicide. However, in the exact moment of his act of despair, he receives a phone call from his sister telling him that his beloved father had just died in Elizabethtown, and he should bring him back since his mother had problem with the relatives of his father. He travels in an empty red eye flight and meets the attendant Claire Colburn (Kirsten Dunst), who changes his view and perspective of life.

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Directors: Crowe Cameron

Actors: Bloom Orlando,Baldwin Alec,McGill Bruce,Schneider Paul,Wainwright III Loudon,Sartain Gailard,Rees Jed,Biggers Dan,Devitt Tim,Comedy,Drama,Romance,

If my pit bull dog's dad was a registered blue can I register her?
I know the dad of my girl dog was registered but I do not have any of the information. I know that I bought her in Elizabethtown, North Carolina.


She can only be AKC registered if both parents were AKC registered as the same breed AND the breeder completed the proper paperwork.

She can only be UKC registered if both parents were registered in one of their accepted registries (UKC, AKC, ADBA, etc).  http://www.ukcdogs.com/WebSite.nsf/WebPa ges/RegistrationAPBTSingleReq

Any other regsitry is worthless.

If you want to compete her in companion events with the AKC, you can attempt to get an PAL/ILP listing. She’ll have to fixed, which she needs to be anyway.  http://www.akc.org/reg/ilpex.cfm

If you want to compete in companion events with the UKC, you can try to get an ‘LP’ registration.  http://www.ukcdogs.com/WebSite.nsf/WebPa ges/RegistrationLimitePrivilege

Sounds like you used some idiot backyard breeder or puppy mill. What a shame. 1,000,000 pit bulls JUST LIKE YOURS die in shelters each year because of this reckless breeding and buying.

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Little Manhattan

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Little Manhattan
Little Manhattan (2005)

IMDB rating: 7.60

Plot: Ten-year-old Gabe was just a normal kid growing up in Manhattan, untill Rosemary Telesco walked into his life actually into his karate class. But, before Gabe can tell Rosemary how he feels, she tells him she will not being going to public school any more. Gabe has a lot more to learn about life,love and girls.

Directors: Levin Mark

Actors: Hutcherson Josh,Whitford Bradley,Garson Willie,Manzay J. Kyle,Pais Josh,Dossett John,Meyerson Jonah,Bush Michael,Aguiar Brian W.,Cubbler Nick,Laflamme Anthony,Comedy,Family,Romance,

Sony Bravia 26" or HP IQ526 better for a home theater?
I live in a little, little Manhattan apartment with my boyfriend, and am trying to jerry-rig up a true home theatre (display controls and quality speakers in the kitchen, closet that passes for a bedroom, and living room from a central harddrive, etc.) I tried out the HP IQ526 today (refurbished is $850), and fell in love with it, and was a little sad to leave it behind at the store. I’m trying to look ahead, though, for both versatility if we move to a bigger house-type place, and resale value, if we decide to join a commune. I also really like the 26" Sony Bravia ($400), but in order to make it a nice convenient setup like the HP, I’d have to spend almost an addition $450 to get a decent media drive, HDMI cable, etc. I already have an external drive for all my movies/music, so space isn’t an issue for either option. I definitely like the Bravia visuals better. I’m taking into consideration, though, that the HP was no slouch for visuals- definitely the best 1080 quality I’ve seen on a 23" monitor, no ghosting, and really good vertical viewing, and that I’m going to lose some of the Bravia quality by going through a media drive. And the Trekkie in me wants a touch screen… really, really a lot. Thoughts? Comments? Experiences?


SONY……I have not heard any great things about any of the HP LCD TVs that have come out since they were introduced 5 years ago

Brad/Diana B | Jan 26, 2010

The Brothers Bloom

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

The Brothers Bloom
The Brothers Bloom (2008)

IMDB rating: 7.70

Plot: Brothers - older Stephen and three years junior Bloom - have been con artists since they were kids. Stephen is the mastermind, for who the intricacy of the story used in the con is as important as the positive outcome of the swindle. Bloom is the main character of Stephen’s stories, the character he considers the anti-hero. As adults, they travel the world and never enlist the same people twice in their cons, except for their consistent sidekick, the mysterious and primarily silent Bang Bang, a Japanese woman who just appeared in their lives one day and who has a penchant for blowing things up. As Bloom hits his mid-thirties, he wants to quit the business as he is losing his own identity to that of the characters he portrays; he doesn’t know anymore what is real and what is make-believe. Stephen talks him into one last con, the mark to be the eccentric, lonely but beautiful New Jersey heiress, Penelope Stamp. Penelope’s primary past-time in life is to, as she calls it, “borrow hobbies”: when she sees something she likes, she learns how to do it solely through reading books. As the brothers go through their final con on Penelope, three main problems may occur to thwart the plan. First, the brothers’ former mentor and now arch enemy, Diamond Dog, may exact his long awaited revenge on the brothers. Second, Penelope may end up being more unpredictable than all their former marks. And third, Bloom, who has let love slip by in his life, may fall for Penelope. But through the process, no one ever really knows who is conning who.

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Directors: Johnson Rian

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Pirates of the Carribbean : The Curse of the Black Pearl Mystery ? Read details for explaination.?
Ok, do any of you just think that Pirates of the Caribbean is one of those amazing movies you want to go on, it is so much better than the 2nd and 3rd as it doesn’t proceed to carry on, it’s an almost seperate story line. There’s one thing I’ve been curious about though, is when at the end Will (Orlando Bloom) is thrown the aztec gold by Jack (Johnny Depp) It isn’t Will’s blood on the gold, it’s Jack’s and thats why Jack actually took the coin from the begginging, caus’ he knew what he had to do. Also the ledgend goes that they need full blood, not half blood like Will, so something’s telling me that Jack is Will’s Uncle and Bootstrap Bill’s Brother, because they said that Bootstrap was sent with cannon to the ocean caus’ he wasn’t at all pleased about Jack being marooned on an Island, so something’s telling me that bootstrap and Jack were in on the deal with davey jones, Bill already being found, but Jack was next. Just a thought, what do yall’ think ?


If you say so..but it’s a stretch.
Nichole | Jan 09, 2010


I think you’d better watch the film again. Will’s blood does get on the coin, and that is what reverses the curse and allows Jack to shoot Barbosa. Jack had palmed a coin so that he too would be a victim of the curse, and therefor immortal, when Barbosa and he finally have their fight.
Big Happy | Jan 09, 2010


I think you should watch it again.Yes Jack throws Will a coin but Will is seen already with a coin in his hand and slashing his hand. He drops 2 bloody coins in the chest. The curse says to break it they need every coin and every pirates blood back in the chest. Its not specific and doesn’t say no half bloods or only full blood, its vague that gray area is where the idea of even finding Bootstraps child to break the curse even came from.So since the curse wasn’t specific and just said it needs the blood of the pirate and the assumption is that Will as Bootstrap’s son his blood runs through his veins and the reason why it did infact work.

Jack had blood on a coin because he took a coin when he first got to he cave and was talking with Barbossa. You can see him playing with it in his hand and then keeping it. So he was cursed and needed to lift the curse from himself then and that’s why his blood was on a coin at the end. So no Jack isn’t Will’s Uncle.

The stories just don’t mesh anyway with Jack being the son of Captain Teague. Bootstrap Bill was seaman from England who only came to the Caribbean to find money. Plus Bootstrap only got to become a member of Davy Jone’s crew because Davy had gone rouge at that point and instead of taking Boostrap to the other world he is supposed to do he just asked him to join his crew to avoid death. Yes he was tied by his boots to a cannon ball but Barbossa only did that in relation after Bill sent the cursed coin to his son in England, just because he wanted the crew to stay cursed as punishment. Jack’s deal with Jones was that Jones brought back his ship after it was sunk and let him be Captain for 13 years then Jack would give Davy Jones his soul.

Cool thought though. But yes i think the first one is a totally different story from the 2nd and 3rd but its because the 2nd and 3rd the characters have started a new adventure. They still tie into one another though. I actually think the second one was the best acting wise, and screenplay, and just the visuals.
QueenAra | Jan 10, 2010

White Chicks

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

White Chicks
White Chicks (2004)

IMDB rating: 4.90

Plot: When brothers and fellow FBI agents Marcus (Marlon Wayans) and Kevin Copeland (Shawn Wayans) accidentally ruin an otherwise painstakingly executed drug bust, getting back into the good graces of their boss becomes a high-priority assignment in itself. With this in mind, Marcus and Kevin take on a case far beneath their usual standards when they agree to escort socialite sisters Brittany (Maitland Ward) and Tiffany Wilton (Anne Dudek) from a private terminal at JFK Airport to their hotel room in the Hamptons. Once there, two considerably higher-ranking agents will take over the girls’ protection. The extra security is no mere perk of wealth, however, as it appears that Brittany and Tiffany have been targeted by a serial kidnapper. The FBI hopes to apprehend the perpetrator by using the girls as bait, unbeknownst to them. The plan may have worked if it weren’t for Kevin and Marcus, who manage to let the sisters in on the secret. Understandably, neither of them want any part in the process, so they force the brothers to come up with a radical solution: With the help of an FBI lab scientist, the very much African-American Kevin and Marcus will be transformed into two white women who could pass for Brittany and Tiffany. The agents must keep the charade up long enough to lure the kidnapper, but fooling everyone involved will be the job of their lives. Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans, White Chicks also features James King and Lochlyn Munro.

White Chicks

Directors: Wayans Keenen Ivory

Actors: Wayans Marlon,Wayans Shawn,King Jaime,Faison Frankie,Munro Lochlyn,Heard John,Crews Terry,Velez Eddie,Comedy,Crime,

is my 2004 Saturn L300 considered a chick car?
this car is off white, but when uncompared to other white surroundings, it appears white. I give my friend rides home from school, and recently he’s been constantly bashing my car. His main bashing term is calling it a "chick car." This annoys me a LOT considering the fact that I payed full price for my car and im 17 years old.

I always thought car "chickness" was determined by the make and model, like a Volkswagen Cabbrio.

Are white cars considered chick cars? if not, what are some other stereotypes about white 2004 Saturn L300s?

10 Pts. for best answer. Thanks!


It’s a mainstream sedan, I would not call it a chick car or a guy car, it’s just a car. My parents have a silver one, nothing feminine about it.

Tell your "friend" that if it’s too much of a chick car for his liking that you’d be happy to stop providing him rides in it. Maybe even give him a wakeup call by taking off from school without him some day, and when he gives you crap, say "you always complain about my car being too feminine for you, so I thought I’d spare you the embarrassment of being seen in it".

That should shut him up.

PMack | Feb 04, 2010


A chick car is a Honda Accord or Civic, Mazda Miata, any Toyota small car or anything pink. Tell your dumb "a" friend to walk next time!
Nancy S | Feb 04, 2010


no
efran | Feb 04, 2010